Why I think the Queen should abdicate
Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands abdication has brought up the question over whether the present Queen should follow suit. Unlike the Netherlands, abdication is not a tradition in the British royal...
View ArticleDon't you just love a royal scandal?
I don't know if you've noticed but lately there's been a lag in royal news. Queen Beatrix's abdication just serves as a reminder of how dull British royal news has become. It is truly a sad situation...
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Catherine Cambridge is one step closer to sainthood
It's official. Since April 29th, 2011, Catherine Cambridge is the greatest person who has ever deigned to walk the earth amongst us. We want her nose, clothes, hair, teeth and to get pregnant at the...
View ArticleHow do you draw the line at royal privacy when others keep moving it?
Well, a few weeks back I asked for a royal scandal didn't I?Okay, so no one has abdicated, or died or came out of the closet. (Geez, work with me people!) This time round it is just some photographs of...
View ArticleKate Middleton: The sacred cow of the moment
Kate Middleton...err..Catherine Cambridge cannot put a foot wrong...She is beautiful, everything a princess is supposed to be...She is a style icon in the making and every woman wants to be her... Even...
View ArticleNo need to defend Catherine Cambridge, she can take care of herself
This past week there has been some amazing commentary about Hilary Mantel's lecture, Royal Bodies. Everything from how people have ignored the context of her speech to defending Catherine's honor....
View ArticleShhhhh...don't say it too loudly. Maybe it's time for the Queen to cut back...
Much like the observation I made about how no one is allowed to criticize Catherine and get away with it, there is another topic that seems to be off-limits. Despite the Queen's age and her recent trip...
View ArticleThe Kate-Effect Hits The Alphabet
God I love the alphabet. So many letters to chose from. You can make up all kinds of words and stories and blog posts with them. This week, taking a page out of Sesame street, the royal world decided...
View ArticleRoyal Baby Crisis Averted! Everyone Go Back To Your Posts!
Remember how I said that I love the alphabet?Not only can it be used to write blog posts, poetry and entertaining tabloid articles, it can also be used to put words in someones mouth. It turns out...
View ArticleOh no, the sky is falling! Catherine Cambridge has been criticized yet again!
Seems Catherine Cambridge cannot cut a break after yet another older, accomplished woman has the temerity to express a two sentence critical opinion about Catherine Cambridge - Beloved, national...
View ArticleIn defense of Kate critics
Long before she became a global phenomenon, people had opinions about Kate. Opinions which weren't always positive or flattering. At the time I didn't understand people who could criticize someone they...
View ArticleGiving Catherine Cambridge a chance is hard, but someone has to do it
There are many ways in which Catherine cannot win. There's her dress sense. (Too long, too short, too safe, too expensive, too cheap, seen too often..)Then there's her looks. (She's too thin, Does she...
View ArticlePrince Harry and Cressida Bonas: How to Ruin a Royal Romance
Ah love....There is nothing like a royal romance. The pattern is predictable: the media goes into hot-pursuit with intrusive coverage, the couple attempt to avoid being photographed together,...
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Here's what happens when we invite ourselves to Baby Cambridge's birth
We've waited nine long months for this moment. Poured over pictures of Kate's stomach in a futile attempt to find the meaning and purpose of royalty. Congratulated ourselves when we've read too much...
View ArticleWhen it comes to Catherine Cambridge's pregnancy, the only thing predictable...
Kate Middleton considers C-section, Will breastfeed royal heir?William will likely be in delivery roomKate Middleton sets chic and stylish maternity dressing trendDuchess Kate and Carole Middleton Plan...
View ArticleRoyal Privacy - It Should Become A Thing
At the risk of sounding as though I'm naïve or do not comprehend the global media event the upcoming royal birth will become, I think there comes a point where we should give William and Catherine room...
View ArticleRoyal Baby Facts
In honor of the upcoming birth of William and Catherine's first child, some British royal baby facts:When William and Catherine's baby is born, he/she will be the first royal baby to bear and use the...
View ArticleBe afraid of the royal baby, be very afraid
Babies. Cute. Some not so cute. Cuddly. Sleeping peacefully occasionally. What harm could they possibly do? If you're Baby Cambridge. Plenty. Not yet born and he/she has already taken control. There is...
View ArticleThe Royal Baby is coming! The Royal Baby is coming! Have we completely lost...
As we and get closer to the due date for the royal baby's arrival you would think that we are the ones on the verge of giving birth. So far, we've covered choosing names, hospitals to give birth,...
View ArticleBreathe deeply, the royal baby insanity is almost over
Sometimes the hoopla surrounding the birth of the royal baby just makes my blood boil. And yet I cannot look away from it, or ignore it despite the increasing ridiculousness of the coverage. Case in...
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